When Did I Get So Old...

Have y'all asked yourself that question lately? My brain is tellin' me one thing and my body is tellin' me another.

The first warm day of summer, I went to put on a pair of shorts. I looked down and saw a pair of wrinkly knees. What the? Where did THOSE come from? For a moment there I thought I started takin' off my pantyhose and forgot about 'em. Nope, those were my knees. When did I get so old?

Same thing with "crow's feet" around my eyes. Well isn't that a "lovely" expression. Now I've got a lil' bird stompin' across my face when I least expect it. Laugh lines? Who says they're funny. When did I get so old?

Or have ya found yourself singin' along to the songs in the grocery store? That's as bad as elevator music. Who would have thought I would hear "Stayin' Alive" as I strolled down the canned fruits isle? But I did and I still can't hit that high note like those Gibb brothers. When did I get so old?

So the bottom line (I guess) is y'all are as young as ya feel. Well, I still feel like a kid but when I look in the mirror I keep seein' my mamma starin' back at me.



Other Uses For Duct Tape...

As I sat lookin' at this middle aged face of mine, I thought "Gee, I bet I could strategically place duct tape around my hairline to give me that permanent "surprised" look so many of the famous maturin' Hollywood gals are doin' these days." Seems they use the same plastic surgeon though. They all end up lookin' like Madame.

To heck with control top Lycra wears, why not use camouflage duct tape for my middle section? Not only would it keep my stomach flat, y'all wouldn't be able to see it anymore.

If I could find duct tape in gold, I'd make myself a set of those stunnin' arm cuffs like Cleopatra wore. They would be attractive yet keep the flab under my arms from swayin' in the wind.

No need for a bra, I'd just make the letter "W" underneath 'em and I'm good to go. The same goes for my back end too.

Ya know as much as I complain about these tired old bones, I'm happy with them. They have taken me through life's journey, both good and bad. Besides, I'd much rather keep all these wrinkles on my face than look like I got shot out of a cannon doin' 100 mph.

But just in case, I'm off to the Home Depot for some duct tape...



Nature Can Be So Cruel...

I have a heavy heart. The other day as I walked out to my front porch, there sat a baby sparrow with a broken wing. I noticed not far from him were his parents. Chirpin' at him and coaxin' him to fly. They didn't know what was wrong.

So I sat down and started to talk to him. My first question was "What happened, did ya get knocked out of the nest?" Boy how I wish critters could talk.

I was amazed at how unafraid he was. He came within a foot of me, just starin'. My Polish upbringin' kicked in and I immediately felt the need to feed him somethin'. So I brought him out some bird seed and a lil' bowl of water.

He started to eat the seed. He then hopped into the bowl of water and sat in it as he drank. What a precious sight that was.

All afternoon he hopped around the porch, venturin' down a few steps only to come back up to where he felt safe. His parents keepin' a watchful eye on him.

When dusk came, I said goodnight and closed the front door.

The next mornin' I went to let our dogs out and check on my new feathered friend. As I opened the door, there he lay lifeless in the same spot I saw him the evenin' before. His head was gone. My heart sank.

I knew the cat. I have been chasin' him off my property for weeks. I know, I know... "That's what cats do, its nature." That may be true, but as long as I'm on watch, I do my best to keep that from happenin'. He was so innocent, so sweet so vulnerable. I had failed my new lil' friend.

When I went out on the porch later that afternoon, I found a few of his tiny baby feathers. I took them out on our property, opened my hand and watched them blow away in the wind. He was finally able to fly.

Today as I walked around our land, I came upon this delicate and fragile empty bird's nest. It was just laying in the grass. Not a tree or a bush near it. It was so strange. I gently picked it up and smiled. Was it a "sign"? Who knows... But I'd like to think so. :> )



It's Not Nice To Fool Mother Nature...

All these years I thought she only got ticked when ya tried fakin' her out with Chiffon margarine. Boy was I wrong. Although I don't blame her, I much prefer butter myself.

We had a nasty thunderstorm blow through here a few days ago. So today I decided to take a stroll down along the towpath behind our home. I came across this poor pine tree. His bark was peeled off. Let's hope for his sake lightnin' doesn't strike twice. "If you think it's butter, but it's not... It's Chiffon.



Have Ya Thanked A Farmer Lately...

We took a drive today. Drove all the back country roads and saw nothin' but glorious farmland for miles and miles. I snapped a few pictures for y'all to see.

It made me realize the importance of our hard workin' farmin' community and how we tend to take them for granted.

These folks work 24/7. They can't take a sick day, or have the luxury of sleepin' in or take a personal day off because they're tired. The cows still need to be milked even on Christmas. They work from sun up to sun down and the chores are never done. Far from the glamorous life too but without them, how would we survive?

So the next time ya run to the grocery and fill up your cart with all those good eats, please remember to thank a farmer. I think they deserve it, don't you?



Ta-dah...

Well I finally did it. I've blogged myself. Whew. Now I just have to figure out what the heck I'm goin' to say to keep ya interested. I don't want to be hearin' the sound of your mouse clickin' on to the next blog. Hmmm... So let me think.

My name is Karin and I'm a primitive and folk art doll artist. *click* (I heard that) Boy this is a tough crowd, I think I need a cup of coffee.

Now you either love or hate these kind of dolls and I'm okay with that. Once, after a gal saw one of my creations she said "So you make those voo-doo dolls, right?" Tryin' not to act insulted, I smiled and politely responded "No". Then I thought to myself, "But I know what I'll be workin' on later this afternoon." Hmmppff. She's lucky I didn't have my scissors with me. I just might have taken a snip of her hair. :>)


 




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